• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
• Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
• It is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.
• It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
• Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
- Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
- It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday
- No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
California
• Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. .
• A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
• Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
• Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk; Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
• Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
• In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
• In California it's against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices.
• In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event.
• In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
• In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
• It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
• It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
• Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
• Lompoc: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
• Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
• No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
• Prunedale: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
• Riverside: One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
• San Diego: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar; The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
• San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
• Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
- The city of San Francisco holds a copyright on the name "San Francisco." It is illegal to manufacture any item with the name without first getting permission from the city. Since the Supreme Court upheld the copyright, San Francisco has had an annual $300 million surplus every year.
It's a CRAZY COUNTRY, folks. Stay with us...Kelsi is actually going to POST (*gasp* lol) the next "History...What if?" and its going to be pretty hilarious. ALLLSOO, I'll be posting the first "If WE ran the country"...
Wait and see what we have in store!;) Haha!

3 comments:
Can't wait!
Augh!
Hurry!
HAHA! Lompoc is my hometown and I didn't know anything about the rooster thing! I raised sheep and pigs in my backyard though...
I'll have to tell the Kendricks to get rid of their roosters! (j/k)
Loving the new theme! Keep me laughing! :o)
Michael-Haha, BREATHE. You'll survive! They'll all be up today though.
Sis Kendrick-HAHA, Doesn't surprise me, I didn't know about half these laws! lol! Thanks:)
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