Tuesday, July 6, 2010

History...What if? #1

So through the night rode Paul Revere;
And so through the night went his cry of alarm,
To every Middlesex village and farm,—
A cry of defiance, and not of fear,
A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door,
And a word that shall echo for evermore!
For, borne on the night-wind of the Past,
Through all our history, to the last,
In the hour of darkness and peril and need,
The people will waken and listen to hear,
The hurrying hoof-beats of that steed,
And the midnight message of Paul Revere.

-An excerpt from the famous poem:
“Paul Revere’s Ride” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

THIS IS THE FIRST “History…what if?” Today we could not come up with anything too spectacular, but we DO BELIEVE this is interesting, and that is the NEXT BEST THING!! (To quote Kelsi…lol)

WHAT IF…

Paul Revere had not taken the “Midnight Ride”?

Answer(s):

1. We might still be owned by the king.

2. We would have lost the war.
THESE THOUGHTS ARE NOT TOO COMFORTING.

We would like to submit to everyone that we should ALL start patrolling our neighborhoods on horse every midnight, to protect and warn people of the dangers, and to prevent catastrophes like this from occurring.

WE, being the brave and courageous souls we are, will start tonight in our neighborhoods! We do not have horses, but we will ride the neighbor’s dogs up and down the streets, at MIDNIGHT EXACTLY, wearing a cape, blowing horns, clanging pots, and shouting through a megaphone: “AWAKEN! The rebels are coming!”

WE hope you have enough courage in you to do the same for your community. /:-(

4 comments:

Michael Gonzales Jr said...

Lol I have a weiner and chow mutt. She's half a foot tall and like two and half feet long so I can't ride her without my legs dragging on the floor.

That goes for every other dog in our community. We have hand bag animals here.

I will be at the bus station at midnight but ill yell the rebels are coming and bang my ... suitcase?

I bet if I yell the immigration is coming the place will clear out. Oooooo maybe id get a good seat on the bus. Lol

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That cracked me up! And I'm thinkin' yelling that would actually probably be a better service to our community than shoutin the rebels are coming! LOL!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE. If you're not paid adequately for your efforts, be sure and write a letter to your local congressman. lol.

Michael Gonzales Jr said...

I keep calling him and all I get is a waiting period of two hours and elevator music with the lady on the other end continually saying thank you for calling. Your call is very important to us. We will be with you shortly.

Approximate wait time 89 minutes is not shortly.

Must be everyone else not getting paid wanting to talk to him as well.

Dumb illegals taking our money lol

Anonymous said...

LOL! Just vote for Peculiar Treasures, Buddy! When we get in office, there ain't NOBODY our friends won't have connections to! lol. Sum'tn tells me wait time is approximately non-existent for the President of the U.S.A. =D