Thursday, July 15, 2010

cRaZiEsT lAwS... Pretty much anywhere!!

Colorado:
  • Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday
  • Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
  • Denver: It is unlawful to lend your toaster to your next door neighbor. It is illegal to mistreat rats. You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
  • Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes that are unbecoming.
  • In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."
  • It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Connecticut:
  • A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut, prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
  • A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces.
  • Balloons with advertising on them are illegal in Hartford, Conn.
  • Bloomfield, Conn: It's against the law to eat in your car.
  • Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
  • Guilford: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display, as colored ones often look "tacky."
  • Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street by walking on your hands.
  • In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
  • It is illegal to pirouette while crossing the street.
  • It's illegal to plant a tree in the street.
  • Hartford: It is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.
  • Simsbury: It's illegal for a politician to campaign at the town dump.
  • It's illegal to shoot a firearm from a public highway.
  • It's illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
  • New Britain: It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
  • No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
  • Waterbury: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
  • You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
  • You may not educate dogs.

Delaware:
  • Delaware prohibits horse racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.
  • It's illegal to get married on a dare.
  • It is illegal to fly over any body of water unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

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