Peculiar Things to Do At A Wedding!

1. Wear the wedding colors and greet everyone at the doors of the church with the news that the bride and groom have eloped and the wedding is no longer scheduled to happen.


2. Bring McDonald's to the reception.

3. Throw the rice as the bride walks down the aisle.

4. Pay the bible bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

5. Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

6. Pay the flower girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

7. Cover yourself with glue to improve your chances of catching the bouquet/garter.

8. As you move down the receiving line, spit on each person.

9. When the bride is coming down the aisle, push the organist out of the way and start playing.

10. Steal the card from the wedding gifts so no one can tell who they came from.

11. Walk up to various guests and demand to see their invitation.

12. Play a loud, crazy song in your portable CD player with the volume all the way up while the bride walks down.

13. Act like you’re a part of the family and try to get in on all the photos.

14. Accidentally topple the cake.

15. Stand up and raise your hands during the prayer. Proceed to have a shouting service.

16. If you’re family, walk around handing out embarrassing childhood photos of the bride/groom.

17. Start dancing like crazy to the recessional music.

18. Wait until it’s time for the wedding to start, and walk down the aisle like you’re part of the procession.

19. If they give you bubbles, just open the vial and sling bubble juice instead of blowing them.

20. Stand at the gift table, and inform everyone that the bride and groom are accepting cash-only gifts.

21. Set up your own valet parking service at the reception and charge people.

22. Act like you’re in charged of assigned seating at the reception, and escort random people to random spots.