In Alabama...
- Dominoes must not be played on Sunday.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- Men may not spit in front of Ladies.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
- You may not drive barefooted.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

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