Peculiar Things To Do In A Traffic Jam...:)

NOTE: For this list, it’s a MUST that all of the suggestions below that include talking be done with the windows rolled down so that other drivers nearby can hear you!;)

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.



2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.



3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.



4. Two words: Chicken suit.



5. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.



6. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/Barbie out your window or sunroof.



7. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.



8. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.



9. Honk frequently without motivation.



10. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.



11. At stop lights, ask people in the car next to you of they happen to have a straw.



12. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.



13. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror.



14. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.



15. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.



16. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.



17. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.



18. Ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"



19. Sing without having the radio on.



20. Knit a sweater.



21. Hand out party invitations.



22. Rewire your car



23. Do an imitation of Mario “Here we go…Super Mario!” (it could result in neighboringcars crashing from laughter)..



24. Throw your shoes at a car with its window down.Jump out, shout "CODE RED! CODE RED!" and run around in circles.



25. Go to a random vehicle and ask them for their social security number.Yell at them when they refuse.



26. Turn up some sad, slow music, sob and cry, and blow your nose for everyone to hear.



27. Shout at the top of your lungs, "I JUST SAVED A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE WITH GEICO!”



28. Throw tomatoes.



29. When it turns red, shout "But I have to save to galaxy!" in a panicked tone.



30. Get out of the car to see what’s going on. “Sir! Get back in your car! Please! Sir we’re moving! We’re moving!” --Horns honking--.



31. Reset your spouses radio stations in opposite orders.Call out for pizza! When they ask for the delivery address, say something like “Highway 89, in front of the Oak Road Exit, Left hand side of the highway, Red Car, License plate is 287-DIF.”



32. Embroider or knit. When you pull up next to another car with their window down, admire it loudly, and then lean out the window to brag about it at full volume.



33. Sing off-key with the radio.



34. Bury your face in a newspaper. Every now and then, pull the newspaper away quickly, glare at the people in the car next to you, and laugh evilly.



35. Try to sell people your old drinks that have been sitting in your cup holder for months. Say thinks like “Thirsty? Refreshing Coca-Cola here, only $2.99!”



36. Try to pawn off anything in your car. If it’s liquid, tell them it’s a special turbo-gas that will get them to their destination faster.



37. Put your cell phone up to your ear and have the loudest, worst, and most fake argument ever. Scream, cry, and beat on the steering wheel!



38. Gawk, stare, and point to other people’s tires so that they think they have a flat. *BONUS: Do it right before the traffic starts moving.



39. Stick your head out the window, look up in the sky with your mouth open. See how many people follow suit.



40. Get out and draw things in the dirt covering the car in front of you.