"Rules are Rules!"

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found an elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet-who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.



After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, I asked if his wife was meeting him.


"I don't know," he said.

"She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

-Anonymous Reader's Digest Suscriber

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