I found this HILARIOUS quote that just really made me laugh for some reason while I was browsing through quotes... READ IT AND BE INSPIRED, lol
- "Is it just me, or does RAP stand for [R] retards [A] attempting [P] poetry?"
- "I am willing to bet that, more often than not, when someone says 'My phone is about to die,' what they really mean is 'I don't want to talk to you.'"
- "You've gotta love rumors, they tell you stuff about yourself that you didn't know!" (ONE OF MY FAVS)
- "I'm not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said '100% Recycled'."
- "I'm thinking of doing something to somebody that involves high pressure hose, cat litter, a modified cheese grater and a small brown Chihuahua named Larry."
- "I wonder why you need scissors to open a packet of scissors. The whole point of buying new scissors is because you don't have any!"
Ciao!!!
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